I can kinda DJ—I added effects and loops to this song. I got a little addicted to the stutter effects, but I’m diggin’ it.
I haven’t been on Tumblr in a while, so I would like to introduce myself.
-My name is Rahil Patel.
-I am a swag-blastin’ machine.
I’m not a good person. I like to think I am, but I really am a jerk. I’m not proud of it. But it’s not really that bad, is it? I’m nice sometimes, but not nice enough. I mean, people do some great stuff for me. I don’t do anything in return. I do the little things, and I get by. I don’t do anything hurtful to people. Perhaps, it’s what I don’t do that hurts.
I’ve met two new interesting characters in my life (not three, because Carlotta Ulansky is somewhat boring): Nick Twisp and his “badass” alternate persona, Francois Dillinger. Francois, for the French-loving Sheeni, and Dillinger, as it “strikes just the right note of hirsute virility.” Francois catches half of Oakland on fire and goes on the run, as Nick brilliantly records the events in his precocious journal. Of course, he also gets caught ******* *** Lefty and trying on his stepmother’s bras. Well, I’ve finally finished the awesome 80% of the book, so it shall now be passed on to Sheyenne… then to Seth… then to ______. « It is hilarious, so you do want your name in this blank—for sure.
do don’t do this.
I have recently decided that my life recently has been boring. It’s always this after that, one thing after another. I have decided that in midst of this and that, I shall try to pursue happiness. Special note: Chris Gardner and Kid Cudi will be proud of this.
-Eat a bagel (with jalapeno cream cheese) every morning.
-Avoid all the crappy flavors of Gatorade (I’m talking to you, Glacier Freeze)
-Drink green tea. Lots of green tea.
-Bump into inanimate objects and apologize to them.
-Attempt to create a new religion. Rahilism—never mind, Ferris Bueller doesn’t like -ism’s. I’ll have to work on the name. Anyways, adherents must try to purify their lives of “lameness” to achieve state of Awesome Nirvana. Note to all Buddhists: Awesome Nirvana is better than the regular one. You should join.
-Exclusions will include 50 Cent, Green Day, The Offspring, Papa Roach, etc. (All the heavy trash). Eminem can definitely stay though.
-Nicholas Sparks movies—psych!
-Make statues out of peanut butter and then eat them like a monster would. Peter Pan Crunchy by the way. JIF tastes bad—especially the creamy kind. Dang that crappy stuff.
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